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  • Street: P.O. Box 1085
  • City: Sebring
  • State: Florida
  • Country: United States
  • Zip/Postal Code: 33871
  • Listed: June 16, 2019 5:07 pm
  • Expires: 14 days, 16 hours


Buddy is a Rhode Island Red and Oscar is a RIR/Americana cross, they are 11 months old. They have successfully completed their Florida Cracker League studies. They are looking for spacious cribs and a few refined “girls” of their own. They are recent graduates of the Coop de Ville Continuing Education Program. They received top honors in the Sentinel Warning System for Predators and Varmints. Although they are inexperienced at spur to spur combat they look forward to long chivalrous lives of protecting the honor of their “ladies.” They also opted to take White Gloves and Party Manners to impress the older hens with their listening skills. They completed their Gender Sensitivity Training as they do not want to be offensive or presumptuous with the younger hens. They took copious notes while in their Chicken Community Relations class. They even highlighted, “do not get cocky with Dookey Boots, she will kick your butt! Remember she’s the one who feeds us and brings us treats.” To round off their liberal arts ed-ucation they elected to take Avian Courtship Etiquette and voice lessons. They prefer to think of themselves as the gods of Morning Music. They have spent many hours refining their crowing techniques. They specialize in wwway2earlyinthemorningmelodies. They have impressive three octave ranges, even though when they first began singing they sounded like dying batteries trying to crank a car. They are like most males, consummate narcissists, they are always preening their athletically handsome frames. If you consider yourself capable of catering to either one of these big friendly characters text Dookey Boots at 863-414-2838 or send her a message. If she doesn’t answer right away she’s probably out with the chickens.
[Would also be interested in trading for hen(s). I DO NOT sit down at my computer to check my messages every day, if you text/call you will reach me promptly.]


Listing ID: 4735d06af82c9376

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